I have none.

This is an apology to all my friends, particularly those whose messages I haven't responded to. Sorry.

Val, I'm sorry I haven't been around to help very much with school and the baby. Please tell Fraser I'm sorry we haven't been to the pumpkin farm yet, and I'm sorry we probably won't be able to go because Halloween is almost here...

Jilly, I'm sorry I've been promising to and utterly failing to pick up your air conditioner for the last month.

Mom, I'm sorry I wasn't here when the basement flooded.

Sorry, everyone.